Brett

Brett is a pretty cool guy. He is more than just Rodney's little brother. He has many facets to him. For instance, he is loud. He is a nerd. See? There's so much more to Brett than you could have thought!

Brett is civilized. He drinks his alcohol from a glass! Unless of course, there's no glass handy. Then he drinks from his shoe. Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

I keed, I keed. He really is a nice guy. For real. Don't believe what Michael tells you.

Brett is into geeky things, like Star Wars, RPG's, science fiction, anime, animal porn, World of Warcraft, et cetera. But he's also into things that many consider to be more stereotypically "cool"... like sports, and uh... drinking?... and... what's some other cool stuff? Well I'm sure something will come to me later....

The Brettbarian! Sorry, ladies, he's unavailable as he has a date tanning his face.