Bart the Bear's Quiz
Hello, humans! I am Captain Kira's friend and shipmate, Bart. I am an Ice Bear, and I intend to tell you what sort of bear you are at heart. It will take a little bit of Cleo's magic, but let's see what we can do! Take my quiz to learn something about yourself!
  1. You see a beautiful golden fish jumping upstream. What do you do?
      I catch it in my powerful jaws on the first try. :) I am so stylish and cool!
    I knock it onto the shore and bat it around with my paws until it dies.
    I catch it, and when no one is looking, cash it in at the Trader's Post.
    I rip it into tiny shreds and wear whatever parts I don't eat.

  2. You get invited to a classy party. What do you wear?
      Preferably my own fur coat, but otherwise, I'll just borrow a shirt.
    Nothin' but a smile, baby!
    A genuine fur coat with a sizeable tail flap.
    Something with my scent all over it- probably an XXL!

  3. You get to have whatever you want for dinner... You choose:
      Ice Cold Herring and a tall glass of milk.
    Hot Porridge.
    Lemon-pepper Salmon in a bed of rice, with a side of scalloped potatoes.
    Raw, fresh rainbow trout with honeycomb!

  4. How do you tell someone you care about them?
      Repay your life-debt by traveling with that special someone until you are slain by a random lightening bolt.
    Nuzzle them lovingly.
    Send them an e-mail with a picture of yourself and a pawprint.
    Send them a bee-bouquet and do not pee in their territory for a whole season.

  5. Someone mistakenly shaves off all of your fur. How do you cope?
      Play it cool- wear some light cotton clothes and sunglasses. It's all about confidence!
    Don't sweat it, you didn't have much fur to begin with!
    Rogaine with minoxidil! Or perhaps the Hair Club For Men?
    Rage. Cope by releasing anger and vengeance.
  6. How do you like to sleep?
      I like it to be nice and cool while I sleep!
    I sleep curled up in a little ball with my paws over my snout.
    I like to sleep in a nice, big, comfy bed, with designer sheets.
    Nothing beats the softness of a bed of pine needles, and the smell of the mountains in the morning!

  7. How much do you weigh?
      1500.
    I have no idea!
    Between 100 and 300 pounds.
    The same as 8 large stones.

  8. What is your favorite cereal?
      Frosted Flakes
    Fruit Loops
    Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    Honeycomb

  9. You are appointed King (or Queen) of the Forest. What would you do?
      Appoint a regent and promptly go adventuring.
    Make a gigantic swimming pond, complete with a water slide and a fruit smoothie stand.
    Build a fancy log cabin and top it off with a satellite dish- to watch your nature shows, of course.
    Have all the medium-sized creatures bring you a feast consisting of the small creatures. MMM, squirrel-kabob!

  10. You have a crush on someone. What is that special someone like?
      Nice, shiny coat, sharp and beautiful teeth, well-kept claws, and a great sense of humor.
    Eww! No cooties for me, thanks!
    A perfect 10! Likes long walks, being outdoors, and natural lifestyles with organic components.
    My special someone is great at catching prey, scaring away other bears, and hibernating. :)

    Thanks for taking my quiz! I hope Cleo's magic can accurately predict what sort of bear you are at heart!

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